#BBC福华福无差，ooc预警
#不知道为什么就写成英语了语法错误
#看得我自己都吐槽电话费不用钱预警
能接受祝食用愉快>>
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[MESSAGES]
[JERK 12:03:06]
Northumberland Street. -SH
[JERK 12:03:42]
Come if convenient. -SH
[>>SENT 12:05:38]
And ’If inconvenient,come anyway’? I’m dating.Not a chance.
[JERK 12:06:57]
Not cases.Lunch. -SH
[>>SENT 12:08:10]
Are you kidding? Can’t you even bother to get up and find something to eat in the bloody fridge? It won’t take ages to put that bloody pizza into the microwave!
[JERK 12:09:04]
I’m not at home.There’s still an eyeball in the microwave. -SH
[JERK 12:09:13]
You’re not dating.You’re working. -SH
[JERK 12:09:25]
There’s no new contact in your computer and phone. -SH
[>>SENT 12:10:06]
You utter bastard! Sherlock,you’ve taken away my computer once again?!
[JERK 12:10:21]
Daily checks. -SH
[JERK 12:10:43]
And I also know my remark name is JERK. -SH
[>>SENT 12:11:02]
Cock.
[JERK 12:11:21]
It’s JERK. -SH
[JERK 12:11:26]
It won’t trouble much if you ask for two or three hours’ leave. -SH
[JERK 12:11:29]
Please. -SH
[>>SENT 12:12:12]
Okay,Okay.I give up.I’m not dating right now.But I have asked for too much leave this month.And I DO have a date in the afternoon.
[JERK 12:12:18]
You really don’t. -SH
[>>SENT 12:12:47]
Surely I do.
[>>SENT 12:13:01]
And I’m not going to lose my job because of your stupid lunch.
[JERK 12:13:42]
As a matter of fact,I’m inviting you to come. -SH
[JERK 12:13:42]
PLEASE DO COME.I beg you to come.I want you to come.PLEASE. -SH
[>>SENT 12:14:33]
Okay.Okay.Stop that.That’s being a bit disgusting.Moments.
[>>SENT 12:17:19]
I’m turning up.Where?
[JERK 12:17:23]
Angelo’s house.Anything,on me. -SH
[>>SENT 12:17:49]
Surely not on you.It’s always on the house.By the way,why?
[JERK 12:19:54]
Bored.Hurry.Starving. -SH
[>>SENT 12:22:19]
On my way.Patient.No need to wait for me.
[JERK 12:23:20]
Always wait for you. -SH
[>>SENT 12:25:14]
And never disappoint you.
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今天又是被Sherlock气死的一天呢。
*关于医生的“cock”是在骂人然而某侦探先生还嫌不够气人补充表示自己的备注是“JERK”
打时间真是累死人了。求小红心和小蓝手。wink